Greyhound Dog's Tale of Woe and Tragedy

Throughout history the Greyhound has been thealso so happens to be the only dog breed to be
darling dog breed of royalty and nobility. From thementioned by name in the Bible (Proverbs
ancient Egyptians, who often mummified and30:29-31, King James Version). Ancient Greek and
buried favored dogs with their owners; to theRoman mythology is rife with tales describing
English nobility who enacted a law banning so fineGreyhound-like dogs.
a beast from being owned by mere commoners.It is not unreasonable to speculate that the
Even the Bedouin (who as devout Muslims shunancient Greeks attained their first specimens (or
dogs in general for supposedly being unclean) sinceat least its progenitor) from Egyptian merchants.
time immemorial have so revered the GreyhoundIn Greek mythology their gods were often
(or its derivative or ancestor) that not only wasportrayed with Greyhounds. The Romans in turn
contact permitted, they even allowed theprobably first stumbled across the these dogs via
consumption of game caught by such dogs.their interaction with the Greeks. However it is
Fast forward to today and it is hard to believeequally possible the Romans got their original
that this dog breed once held such an esteemedhounds from the Celts, seeing as the
position. Currently over 100,000 Greyhound dogswell-regarded Roman authors, Ovid and Arrian
are destroyed each year worldwide, as a resultoften referred to the Greyhound as a Celt Hound.
of the cruel sport of dog racing!However, whatever the Greyhound's origins, what
In times long past a messenger carrying bothis known is that since its earliest affiliation with
good news and bad always supplied the goodhumans, this dog breed has wowed mankind the
news first in order to lessen the effect of theworld over with its speed and agility, most notably
bad news and thereby increase his chances ofthrough the sport of coursing. Hare coursing is an
living to see another day (hence the expression:old sport practiced since the time of the Romans
Don't shoot the messenger!) So borrowing fromwho probably exported it to Britain when they
that tactful approach, this article shall address theinvaded.
Greyhound's glorious past first before covering itsStrangely enough it appears that the Romans
dismal present:were much more sporting than their modern
This is a dog that stands apart from the otherdog-racing counterparts, with respect to the
dog breeds not only for the fact that it happenswelfare of both the dogs and hares involved in
to be the speed champion of the dog world butthe coursing event, as amply illustrated by the
also because it holds an unparalleled array offollowing excerpt written by Roman Flavius
records which include:Arrianus (Arrian) in 124 AD: "The true sportsman
1. The fastest dog in the world across shortdoes not take out his dogs to destroy the hares,
distances: the Greyhound dog can attain speeds inbut for the sake of the course and the contest
excess of 40 mph (64km/h)between the dogs and the hares, and is glad if
2. It has the longest stride of any dog breedthe hare escapes...whoever courses with
whilst it is in full flight. One dog is on record ofgreyhounds should neither slip them near the hare,
having covered a distance of 30 feet (9.14m) in anor more than a brace (two) at a time." Simply
single leap. The Greyhound's sprint is described asput, no more than two dogs were to be used in
a double flight gait which involves the dog atthe chase and they were not to be released too
some point having all of its feet off the ground.close to the hare!
When a dog is sprinting it propels itself first withThe Many-Named Dog
its hind legs and then momentarily lands on itsAcross the breadth of time this dog has been
front feet before cantilevering off those whiledesignated almost as many names as the number
reaching forward with its hind feet (at which pointof years for which the breed has existed (okay...I'll
for an instant all four feet are off the ground).admit that's a bit of an exaggeration but you get
This double-flight gait is extremely fast but alsothe point). In the English language alone, the
very unstable which explains the many injuriesGreyhound has had at least 50 names.
that befall racing dogs. The Cheetah which is theUnsurprisingly there has been considerable debate
fastest mammal on earth has a somewhat similarconcerning the meaning of the various names:
sprint pattern which also entails the Cheetah's four1. Grewhound; the "Grew" portion of the word
limbs being fully off the ground at some point.meaning "Greek." A similar but variant school of
The Greyhound however is no match for thethought postulates that the "Grew" was actually
Cheetah which can attain speeds of 70 mph (114"Graius" which still means Greek; again these old
km/h) and maintain that speed for 3.5 miles!English names tend to lend credence that the dog
Though the Greyhound cannot match thebreed originated elsewhere other than Britain.
Cheetah's speed, it obviously is no slow coach2. Greyhounds are certainly anything but grey so
either and the reason why this dog breed canit is highly unlikely that the word ever reflected
attain such speeds (other than its obviousthe breed's color. Some believe that the "grey" in
aerodynamic-enhanced morphological structurethis dog's name was once "grei" which meant
and muscle mass) is because it packs so muchbeautiful.
hemoglobin in its blood. Those elevated levels of3. Great Hound; another school of thought
hemoglobin ensure the transfer of more oxygenspeculates that this hound was once known as
to the tissues which also bestows the Greyhoundthe Greathound (the name evidently reflecting the
dog's blood with a sludge-like quality (thick blood).dog's exalted status in gentrified society) but as
If the human heart were to attempt pumpingtime progressed the term somehow mutated into
such a thick mixture of blood it would most likely"greyhound."
go into failure.The few examples above are a minuscule
3. This dog breed boasts the longest documentedsampling of the various names the Greyhound has
history of any dog breed. Ancient drawings andbeen called at one time or another during history
records place them as a distinctive breed overin some variation of the English language.
6000 years ago.The Harsh Unforgiving World Of Dog Racing
4. The Greyhound is the most expensive dogIt truly is hard to imagine how so exalted a dog
breed; it is not unusual for champion racingbreed could end up where it is today--slaughtered
Greyhounds to command a price tag in excess ofin the thousands each year. This is all the more
$70,000!shocking when one considers that at some point
5. The Greyhound dog is the one breed that hasin Greyhound dog history it was a crime
been most favored by royalty and thepunishable by death to kill one (during the reign of
aristocracy throughout all of dog history. In factKing Canute). However currently each year
so much so was this dog breed viewed as thethousands upon thousands of these hounds are
epitome of canine excellence that a law wasdestroyed, a good number before they've even
passed in England in 1014--part of the Forestattained the tender age of 2 years!
Laws--which categorically forbade commoners toThe reason for this mass slaughter can be
own such a dog! Those persons other than nobilitydefined in 3 words: Greyhound Dog Racing! Every
who were permitted to own a Greyhound, suchyear the dog racing industry breeds several
as Freemen, could only do so, so long as the dogthousand dogs, far more than the number that
was deliberately maimed if they lived within 10get to compete. The reason for this over
miles of a royal forest.breeding--ambitious hound breeders looking for
Interestingly enough, royal households used tothat elusive but ever so lucrative champion dog
employ select dog-mutilators whose job was toracer! The dogs that don't make the cut are
rove around the countryside ensuring that nobodytypically destroyed or in some cases actually
not born of noble birth or titled by the king was insubjected to a fate worse than death!
illegal possession of them that was not lamed!The dog racing industry certainly pulls no punches
However, as the acreage of the great forestswith respect to the maltreatment of animals.
dwindled, and with the rising importance ofSince the inception of modern dog racing around
agricultural and domestic livestock food sources,the 1920s, the Greyhound (and affiliated industry
the function of the Greyhound dog declinedanimals that act as live bait) has suffered
correspondingly! Even so the Greyhound stillunimaginable cruelty; in this industry there is no
remained the favorite dog of the landed gentryreprieve or second chance and the vast majority
especially as the popularity of hare coursing grew.of dogs never get to live anywhere near their
By the 1800s hare coursing had become aexpected life expectancy! Instead most dogs are
favored pastime of the upper classes in England.befallen by anyone of the following fates:
Origins & History1. Killed;
The Greyhound dog is evidently a breed of2. Experimented upon as a laboratory animal; the
antiquity stretching back thousands of years.Greyhound's superb physiology makes it a prime
There are several references from many ancientlab candidate for cardiovascular research;
cultures citing the this dog breed throughout3. Shipped abroad to countries such as China
history. Although many dog books note them aswhere animal cruelty laws are extremely lax (to
having originated in Britain this is very unlikely. Itsay the least); and let's not forget that dogs
would be more accurate to concede that this dogoften end up on the dinner table there; and
breed in its modern form most closely resembles4. Used as food fodder in commercial dog feed
the dog that was selectively gene-trait refined(euthanized pets are commonly recycled as
according to English standards.commercial dog chow).
Historical data tends to suggest that theA very small percentage of lucky dogs eventually
Greyhound evolved from early Sighthounds thatmake the transition from Shelters/Rescue Home,
existed in ancient Egypt. Paintings, decorations,to permanent adoption! One need only conduct a
and other artifacts from early Egyptian culturecursory search through online Greyhound
celebrate a dog very similar in appearance to theAdoption centers to see just how bad the
Greyhound. Indeed several pharaohs are knownproblem really is. And perhaps the most tragic
to have owned Greyhound-looking dogs. Some ofaspect of this tragedy is that this dog breed truly
the pharaohs included: Cleopatra (yes theis a sweet-tempered and loving dog that some
seductive femme fatale), Tutankhamen, Queenhave described as the "speediest couch potato!
Hatshepsut, to name but a few. The Greyhound