The "iPad": Beautiful but... sigh

In the sleek beauty of the "iPad", I saw aa Mac, it was a "Mac Lisa" (showing my age
potentially unmatched sales aid.  Whether you arenow...).  I figured maybe I was just missing a
an entrepreneur selling your own business, or asimple key or touch gesture combination. 
corporate sales professional selling for someoneFollowing hours of research, I discovered that I
else, I want you to think about getting rid of allwasn't missing anything.  There is no desktop. 
those "sales pieces" and instead having a smoothIn fact, there is no user accessible file
slide show or even a short movie to start yourmanagement system.
next cold call, educate a customer, and close theAre you kidding?  I have to go back to my main
deal.  Aesthetically, the "iPad" offers all of that. desktop computer, download the attachment
There you are.  You are confident in yourfrom my webmail, and then sync it to my "iPad"
product and your company.  Your client isn't quitethrough "iTunes" using an "app" if the file is
so sure.  You have your presentation ready andcompatible?  What?!
your talking points memorized.  This time, insteadTen years ago, I had my favorite palm device
of handing over another spiral bound flip book orever:  the "Casio E-100".  I loved that device. 
clunky laptop, you hand your prized customer this"Windows CE", "Office 95" compatible, full stereo
beautiful convergence of form and function.sound, and the ability to download, save, and
The immediate "wow" factor in this device cannoteven edit all of my documents.  That was back
be overstated.  An "iPad" as a sales aid can bein the last century.  Now, eleven years later, I
the next "must have" in the sales wardrobe.  It isdon't even get a simple file manager?
an awesome first impression.  That, at least, isSeveral hours of research later, and I discover
how we see it.  At home, I already have threethat the lack of a file manager is by design. 
"iPods" and two "Apple TVs".  The "iPad" is aThen things get even worse.  Having some
fantastic improvement on even their interfaceprogramming skills, I contemplated developing
and display capabilities.  If you have a slideshow,some code to provide the extra features we
a webpage, or even a movie you want to showwanted.  My contemplation stopped when I
in an intimate setting, there is nothing better.learned that absolutely every application for the
I am disappointed to observe, though, that it"iPad" had to be approved by "Apple" and hosted
doesn't provide much more than that.on the "iTunes" store.  The only exceptions
This isn't about gigs and networks.  This isn'tgranted were for larger businesses under very
about a camera or other hardware things ittight controls.  Of course, to even begin
doesn't have (we already have a HD videocam,developing code, I would need to go out and buy
thanks).  I could easily make it about that, buta Mac.  No, thank you.  My hand made
that would miss the point.  This is about what"Windows XP" system is still doing great.
the device does given what it could have been. What a disappointment.  I am really surprised
And that is what is disappointing.that Apple aimed so low in this device.  If this
It certainly is quick.  Not fast.  Quick.  Thewas a brand new company, I would have done
difference is that fast implies speed across a largesome more research prior to purchasing. 
number of complex tasks.  This device is quick; itHowever I "assumed" Apple was really going to
is optimized to do exactly what you wantmake their mark and leave "Android" device
precisely when you tell it to do so.  However, itowners gasping.  Instead, they should be laughing.
won't do two or more things at once.  Ok. Going in, I knew it wasn't supposed to replace a
Since getting the device, I did later go through Mr.full laptop.  I knew it didn't have a camera.  I
Jobs's statements regarding the "iPad".  It isn't aknew it only had 64 GB.  I understood that going
computer.  Understand.  Copy.  However, this isin to the deal.  You probably understand the
2010.  If I pick up an electronic gadget this size, Isame if you are looking into buying one.  I at
am thinking: computer.  At $800, I am thinking:least thought it was a minimally functional
computer.  So, yes, I did struggle trying to figurecomputer with great display capabilities.  I was
out how to open both the Safari web browserwrong.  Here's the bottom line:  it's a toy.  You
and an application at the same time.  Can I keepprobably already have GPS in your car so the
my e-book open and surf the web?  Well, no. map application is of no real use.  The web
Can I even begin to have two or three thingsbrowsing is nice, but your laptop and portable
open at the same time?  Well, it doesn't dophone probably each already do that. The "app
that.  Sigh.store" is full of games but who has time for
So I'm past the first point.  Quick is a good thingthat?  Speaking of the "app store", if you want
so I can tolerate some symptomatic shortfalls.  Iyour "iPad" to do anything other than play music
guess I can manage doing just one thing at aand movies, then you are going to be spending
time.  I went to the internet using the 3G. loads of frustrating time in the "app store".
Wow!  The page downloaded faster than IThe "iPad" isn't a miniature "Mac Book"; it is more
thought.  I used it on my wi-fi network:  again,accurately an enlarged "iPod" with 1/4 of the
wow!  There was absolutely no problem going tostorage space.  Sorry, but that is my honest
even the most detailed websites.  The "iPad" isopinion.  If you really list the capabilities, it is far
looking better!  I went to my webmail site to seecloser to the "iPod" entertainment device than to
what was new.  I had an important email with ananything resembling a computer.
important attachment. ....  somewhere, some ofAt the end of the day, we are able to use it as a
you are chuckling because you know what ispretty sales piece.  However, it is a purchase I
coming next ... So I decided that I needed to savewould not recommend.p.s.  Apple, I nearly bought
the attachment to my desktop.  What?  Huh? an "iMac" the same week as buying the "iPod". 
Are you kidding?Sadly, I've lost faith in your judgement with this
As much as I love our "iPods" and "Apple TVs", Ioverpriced device.  I will instead be upgrading to
have a Windows PC.  The last time I really usedWindows 7 in the future.